Author Archives: velkrosmaak

About velkrosmaak

Opinionated, stubborn and rude. I write amusing things that piss some people off, and will have others cackling in agreement.

David Cameron flying England flag at No. 10

BBC News – Cameron England Flag Fool I like Cameron, but when I read this I was a bit disturbed. Why would the Prime Minister of England only fly the English flag at his office during the World Cup?! Is … Continue reading

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Goons Guide to a Groovy Glastonbury time

For Liz and James.  It’s nearly boogie time again, and I have had a couple of requests to create a little guide for Glastonbury virgins. I have a discount card for Go Outdoors (check me out!) so if anybody wants to use … Continue reading

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Music for babies (idiots, and the deaf)

There haven’t been any rants about music yet, but believe me – they will come. This picture says 1000 words about the way I feel about popular music. Music for babies, idiots and deaf people

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iBook, iPad, iPhone, iDon’tCare

It’s that time again… Apple’s PR people are being made to work for their money with some excellent marketing and product launch. That’s it though. Nothing else is new here. OK, so the new iPhone is going to have a … Continue reading

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MicroRant: People that don’t immediately GO when the light turns green

What’s with that?! It should be like formula one… as soon as the light turns green everybody should just GO GO GO! Then nobody gets stuck behind and misses the green light. Really gets my goat. What are these people … Continue reading

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MicroRant: People that just can’t let the sentence ennnnnnnd

I am unfortunate enough to have a couple of people as acquaintances who INSIST on elongating the last word of every sentence. This is most annoying on sentences that end with the letter S, such as thissssssss. Just imagine that … Continue reading

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Are you right wing?

I’ve always been pretty right of centre, politically speaking. I’m not really sure where it came from, as my parents are pretty left – not extreme left, but certainly not on the centre line. I was excited about Cameron’s election, … Continue reading

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